I made Aqua’s selling drop, at least by three populations. Why? Because I told my friends that I asked my bf to open his mouth to put a medium (not small, not big) 500 ml Aqua bottle or a banana in it. So he can feel what a BJ feels like. I mean, it’s such a chore and I don’t understand that anybody could enjoy their jaw open and up and shoving something that also functions as a urinal channel, for one hour.
And my friends will never touch Aqua again without thinking of my bf and his buggle boe.
There I said it.
And I feel so sorry because Aqua has this program “Satu untuk Sepuluh” and WASH for people in Nusa Tenggara Timur.
I’m half Flores and I’m so sorry, Aqua. But, I think guys should know about the effort their sexual partner makes. Next time I will bring him on a waxing experience. Ha!
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gila, satu jam. ckckck.
tsk
gue mungkin ga cuma trauma ama aqua tapi juga ama pocari sweat, sosro, dan smua minuman bersiluet botol lainnya..sigh
komen gue sama sama nandia...
on another note, doesn't it work both ways vie? did you watch the sex&thecity episode in which there was a glazed-donuts reference?
let's see which is more bearable, the girls who have to...well, challenge their gag reflex. or the guys, who have to endure with... well, the mess of glazed donuts--yang gak manis juga.
hahahaha... i can't believe i'm discussing this on your comment system. anonymous aja ah.
ps: 1 jam?? girl, tell him to shove it someplace else.
ps part 2: darn gak bisa di anonymous...
and don't worry about the 1 for 10 program, i still consume aqua, if not more than always.
i like how i can get a perfect grip of it in my hand and it also fits my mouth perfectly. hahaha.
ha. Runi... it does fit my mouth perfectly. But I won't exaggerate the size. Hence, banana would be a fair comparison cos... u know... it comes in various sizes.
Astrid Fina,
Should I apologize to sosro and pocari sweat too?
This is wrong in every way possible.
But yeah, BJ's not okayyy! Both ways!!!
things we'd do for guys...and vice versa. apalagi buat Mr. G dan Mr. T, ya toh runi lai?
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